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Sex Quotes

"When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better." - Mae West.

"Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature" Marilyn Monroe

 When the surgeon came to see her on the morning after her operation, the young woman asked her somewhat hesitantly how long it would be before she could resume her sex life. "I really haven't thought about it," gulped the stunned surgeon. "You're the first patient who's asked me that after a tonsillectomy!"

"My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me." — Bette Midler.

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant." — Henry Miller.

 "If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised." — Dorothy Parker (1893—1967), US writer.

 "Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got." — Sophia Loren.

"If you don't enjoy masturbation, you only have yourself to blame." - Author Unknown

"Sex is like anything else; if you want it done right you have to do it yourself." - Author Unknown

"I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax." - Scott Roeben

"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it." - Anonymous

Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing." - Phyllis Diller

"One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other." - Jane Austen

Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches. -  Mae West, on being told that a new male acquaintance was 6'7"

Outside of every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in - Katherine Whitehorn

I can't mate in captivity. - Gloria Steinem, in answer to the question why she never married

If it is not erotic, it is not interesting. - Fernando Arrabal

Losing my virginity was a career move. - Madonna

"The important thing in acting is to laugh and cry. If I have to cry, I think of my sex life. If I have to laugh, I think of my sex life" Glenda Jackson

"I don't try to be a sex bomb. I am one" - Kylie Minogue

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