One good thing about Internet dating: you're
guaranteed to click with whomever you meet. - Unknown.
Never date a woman whose father calls her
'Princess.' Chances are she believes it. -- Anonymous
I only date stewardesses. Or maybe it just seems that way. Women always
seem to be showing me the exits. - Scott Roeben
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a
free dog. -- Wendy Leibman
I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying
over. - Garry Shandling
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to
spend their weekends with? -- Rita Rudner
Sleep with a guy once and before you know it, he wants to take you to
dinner! - Mires Yori.
My computer dating bureau
came up with a perfect gentleman. Still, I've got another three goes. -
Sally Poplin
I was dating this girl for two years - and right away the nagging
starts: "I wanna know your name." - Mikey Binder
(Computer dating) It's terrific if you're a
computer. -- Rita Mae Brown
Computerized dating can save a lot of guesswork - but so can a bikini.
- Ed Parrish
I was dating this girl for two years - and
right away the nagging starts: "I wanna know your
name." - Mikey Binder
Yeah, I'm kind of lazy.
I'm dating a pregnant woman. - Ronny Richards.
"Women might be able to fake orgasms.
But men can fake whole relationships." * Sharon Stone
I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman
if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a switchblade on me. - Scott
Roeben
I once dated a famous Aussie
rugby player who treated me just like a football; made a pass, played
footsie, then dropped me as soon as he'd scored.
-- Kathy Lette
Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon.
That's who I'm dating. - Ben Affleck
"Do you believe in computer dating?"
"Only if the computers really love each other." - Groucho Marx
My grandmother's 90.
She's dating. He's about 93. It's going great. They never argue. They
can't hear each other. - Catherine Ladman.
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your
chances for a date on Saturday night." - Rodney Dangerfield
My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time
she asks, I'm going to tell her I'm dating two different guys : Mr.
Duracell and Mr. Energizer. - Michelle Landry
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to
find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." - Rod
Stewart
