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Don't Leave Your Vibrator
At Home When You Go On Holiday!
Whatever the reason for your for your stay away from
home you don't need to sacrifice those moments of personal fun!
Whether it is a long holiday with lots of sand, sea
and sunshine, a romantic city break or a business trip there will always
be room in your suitcase for your little toy.
So, you are packed and ready to go. You are ticking your checklist of
must have items, tickets, passport, toothbrush, toothpaste, clean
underwear, SEXTOYS!!!
What! Take a vibrator or other sex
toy away with you and risk getting caught by someone?
What about AIRPORT SECURITY?
Well, why not? Many of today's sex
toys are small, discreet and well disguised but if you do get 'caught
can you imagine their face when the
little 'offender' was discovered.
Ok, so not everyone likes the danger of
getting caught doing something illicit, and not everyone gets the same
fun from seeing the embarrassed look on an 'officials' face but for
those who do, just think about some points.
1)Travelling can sometimes be very stressful.
A typical airport experience can often get your blood
boiling.
You wait in queues. You remove some of
your clothing, jewellery, put them in a tray, walk through the detector and then put
everything back on again.
Try seeing if you can get your toy through the X-ray machine
without getting spotted. Relish the anticipation, maybe the guard will
notice your toy and you’ll get to say, “It’s my vibrator and It'll
certainly give you something to talk about around the dinner table..
Adult Toys are a wonderful way to add
something special to any type of trip, and they're perfect stress
relievers to help ease the pain of a really bad business trip or a
stressful flight.
Sex Toy Travel Tips
Choosing the right sex toys and goodies for your
trip:
Sunny Beach
Holiday
Consider taking at least one waterproof vibrator. How about a
Wireless Remote Waterproof Vibrator? This little
darling is waterproof so can be used in the swimming pool or sea.
Can you imagine it if you have the vibrator and your partner is a few
feet away with the remote control? Yes oh yes!!
Sexy, Romantic
Weekend
This will
call for a little bit of everything. To start with, you need to
consider the massage
oils and creams.
A romantic massage is a must for those
special events.Then maybe a
romantic game
to get you further in the mood along with a
flavoured lubricant?
Now what about the sex toy? I
think a bit of remote control fun will go down a treat. The
Mantric
Remote Bullet Vibrator
is a quiet, discreet bullet vibe with 6
powerful vibrating functions and a 20ft (7.5 metre) operating range.
The
Business Trip
Oh dear! They
are often tiring, boring, lonely, and don’t leave you with much free
time to play. But that doesn't mean you can't have some fun.
Toys for these trips are discreet and don't necessarily look like sex toys.
These sex toys that can be 'whipped out of that briefcase' just at the
right moment.
If the weather isn't at it's warmest who is going to bat an eyelid if
they happen to see you with a very handy
5 fingered massage glove? There is a little bit of excitement in
every finger!! If you share a room with a colleague they won't even
blink when you have to change into a spare of of knickers -
tickling knickers
of course!!
For those quiet moments at night when
your mind just won't switch off. I'm sure a little bit of
clitoral
stimulation will be very welcomed! Most of them are small and
discreet and can easily fit into a briefcase or small travel bag.
Security Friendly Adult Toys
Airport security has stepped up quite a
bit in recent times. Every piece of luggage is x-rayed, sometimes hand-searched, so
it's important to bring small, simple items that don't look like a
dangerous weapon and doesn't set off the metal
detector. Discreet
vibrators could be for bath time fun such as the
Strawberry Sponge Vibrator
and the little bath time
duckie.
There is no way anyone would think they could be much more
thrilling than they look.
The Amazing Vido
Vibrator could easily be mistaken for a lipstick in it's own little
case and of course anything small, such as the
5" Ladyfinger Vibe or the
Mini G Spot Vibrator
can not easily be mistaken for anything more
sinister and because of their size they are less likely to be
'discovered'. Sexy piercing's can often set off the metal detector but are less likely to
if they are made from Gold, Stainless Steel or Titanium. It seems that
metal detectors look for metals that would be in guns and knives. Be
aware about travelling with extra metals on your body. Before travelling
consider removing the piercing's and packing them in a sock or other item of
clothing in your main luggage.
Packing your adult toys.
If you have the
original packaging for your sex toy it is best to keep it inside that. Bottles of
any liquid should be as small as possible so buy and pack a few small bottles of
lubricant and
massage
oils etc rather than one big one. Make sure each one isn't
completely full as the content can expand in the hold. Wrap them separately in a few spare plastic bags to avoid any damage
to your clothes if an accident does occur.
Pack Your Sex Toy
Batteries Separately or batteries for any other
gadget for that
matter!! Batteries can leak and
ruin your clothes or even the sex toy itself. Try packing
them in a plastic bag or sock, or indeed both.
Another reason to ensure you don't leave
the batteries inside the toy is because it may well 'go off' by accident
and start an 'incident'
Below is a very funny true story so take note!
In
July 2002 Delta Airlines was sued by passenger Renee Koutsouradis.
Renee and her husband were returning home to Florida after a Las Vegas
trip and were awaiting take off.
Suddenly, she heard her name over the loudspeaker.
A Delta Airlines
security agent met her at the front of the plane and asked her to walk
with him to the tarmac. He said something was vibrating in one of her
bags.
Renee told the agent what it was - An adult toy that she
and her husband had just purchased during their trip to Las Vegas.
In spite of this she was forced to open her bag "and told to remove the adult
toy and hold it up for visible view."
According to a witness the
male Delta staff "began laughing hysterically" and offered "obnoxious
and sexually harassing comments."
Thankfully, these incidents are very rare
but remember, you have as much right to have a sex toy in your luggage
as you would other personal items such as Tampons.
This is a good reminder of why
batteries should be taken out before you travel.
Be
Organised
Be Respectful and Aware of the
social customs and laws of the country you are travelling to.
I
believe for instance in Texas USA, it is still illegal to posses more than 3 sex
toys? If anyone knows if this is not the case please let us know.
Ensure you pack any adult stuff in the main luggage and not in your hand
luggage as that is more likely to be open to public scrutiny.
Keep A Sense Of Humour
If you do find your luggage is
checked don't worry, the staff have seen a lot worse that
your Jessica Rabbit and if the worst comes to the worst just
laugh it off saying they can tell you intend having a good time!
If you do feel the need to
carry adult toy in your hand luggage for 'emergencies' ensure it is a
discreet one with no chance of anyone thinking you may be a
terrorist, or without the risk of feeling humiliated should
security sort through your case in public. A
Clitoral stimulator, some
love eggs or even some naughty
vibrating panties should do the trick. Experienced staff
tend to ask if there’s anything embarrassing in your luggage
before they look. Or or course, if you have a naughty streak,
just let them look and enjoy the looks on everyone’s faces!
Not Enough Luggage Space
Choose one of the smaller sex toys such as the
Mini
Mite Dolphin Vibrator which can fit nicely into
many purses. Sharing A Room
Choose a very quiet vibrator like the
Silencer, even the mother in law shouldn't figure this one
out. Must Have's
Apart from your toys themselves don't
forget your
Sex Toy Cleaner, Plenty of
Personal Lubricant, and
Spare
Batteries.
If you are going on holiday
without a partner and feel you may have sex with someone don't
forget to practise safe sex by using
condoms at all times.
This is by no means a definitive list of the
choice of sex toys and other fun travel stuff, but it
will give you an idea of the things to at least think about.
Now, all you have to do is
use your imagination and go enjoy............. |
